ALEXVANIA

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LNJ Mansion, circa 2026.

TheRadicalAlex forgot to pay his property taxes.

Now it is about to get repossessed by the Tax Man....

....But you will not let it happen, will you?

Features:

- 57 Levels and over 30 minutes of High Octane Gameplay;
- Hilarious cutscenes with (most) portraits made by Aoiro_arts! (used with permission);
- No saving (yet!);
- Eleven Powerful items to aid in your journey;
- 1 (one) Miniquest balanced out by a varied enemy variety;
- Various accomodations for Speedrunners;
- Green TheRadicalAlex, TheRadicalAlex's iconic sidekick and everybody's Favourite LNJ Member;
- Humorous encounters and memorable easter eggs;
- Otherwordly features and references;
- Breakable mirrors (take that Mirror Dwellers!);
- Healthy Alcoholic Beverages;
- Fancy buzzwords that make this page look like it was ai-generated! (which it's not, nothing is ai generated here, not even in the game itself);
- Mowmow and Shibbi cameos;
- Debut of Developer's new persona, but you don't care about that. Nobody cares about the developers.;
- Varied soundtrack composed of different songs that the dev probably doesn't have the rights to!
- Keyboard and Gamepad support;
- Secrets!

/denpanoka
~ MALK 2026 ~